Those balls look pretty dangerous.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
You were wearing a cookie monster onesie and telling everyone you were actually the sausage monster..
On the bright side I still got laid
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
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