if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
Randomize
