Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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