She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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