Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
This is the prime rib incident all over again
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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