so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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