My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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