her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
Sober me admires drunk me's enthusiasm, but there is no way I'm going to make it out there today.
Lol drunk you is so full ideas and happy. Sober you is full of grumpy reality.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
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