can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
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