awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
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