i just thanked the atm machine for giving me cash
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
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