Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
I don't know who the girl crying at my kitchen table eating gravy from the KFC container is, but I feel like she could be my soulmate
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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