hell yes lets make some ravioli
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
Randomize
