My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
You called me at 4am shouting drunk shit about Poland and asking me to 'come out and play.' Where the fuck were you?
Poland
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
There is someone hissing in the hallway. Not even a typo. Not pissing. Hissing. Like a large cat. Or a komodo dragon.
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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