i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
Dicks are not precious.
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
Tonight is an "I'm lonely and single so I'm going to curl up in a warm, melatonin and vodka enriched ball in the corner of my bed with a cat." kind of night.
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