I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
There's a homeless man outside the bar. I have a toothbrush and toothpaste in my car. I think i'm going to give them to him. And they said drinking is bad.
You're so thoughtful.
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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