I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
So in the middle of making out, he decided to give me a breast exam. God I love dating a doctor. He saved me a $20 copay.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
Randomize
