You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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