That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
I feel awkward having to tell people “sorry you can’t finger me because I will get a UTI and I don’t have health insurance”
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
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