Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
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