oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
Life lesson: Don't give a drunk girl a dutch oven after having taco bell. She puked all over my pillow. Funny as hell though.
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
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