He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
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