I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
Just saw a squirrel crossing the road in a crosswalk..my morning has improved exponentially.
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
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