Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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