So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
I got eye-fucked by an 80 year old man wearing a cowboy hat while I was singing country. How do you think karaoke went?
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
I just watched your sister pour half a bottle of cotton candy flavored snow cone syrup into a bottle of marshmallow flavored vodka, take a swig, frown, and pour a cherry coke in.
Just wait until she offers you a "powerita"
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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