Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
