my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
I'm sitting on the couch playing the sims, how's ur night going?
I'm sitting on my floor, drinking wine, and listening to bette midlers "wind beneath my wings"
Why are our lives so predictable?
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
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