I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
My fridge broke, and apparently the back is missing. The repair guy just fixed it with a pizza box. I didn't ask where the box came from, but it wasn't mine. Reason #20 why rent is cheap.
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
The whole time you were apparently enduring your pukescapades, I was singing very loudly in the car to Beyonce on my way to get a post-coitus Diet Coke.
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
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