I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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