windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
The cab driver was nice enough to let you finish your beer in the car, but you crossed the line when you started to pee in the empty bottle
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
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