do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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