I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
Mom wants to know why I'm bringing a blender back to college.... didn't have the heart to tell her she's paying a $20,000 tuition for us to make margaritas and sleep through class
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
Randomize