yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
my little sister told my dad she found willy wonka's golden ticket in the backseat of my car. now my dad knows my boyfriend uses magnums.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
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