are you so shy because you have an std?
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
Here's an idea...how about I take shots by myself and drunk dial you around noon?
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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