i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
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