How the fuck did you go into work today? You are a better man than I. I couldn't even show up to being unemployed on time.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
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