Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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