Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
if i were to get pulled over right now, the only thing i would be guilty of is listening to 90's Mariah Carey
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
I told him he was, quote: "A big cuddly bear" and he needed to get into my bed or I would set his Golden Retriever free.
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
It all started with a game of naked twister.
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