It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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