When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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