Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
I'm not sure what's more surprising, the fact that she said I reminded her of Danny Devito, or the fact that it got me laid.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
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