the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
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