At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
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