i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
Panties = found
Is that strawberry winking at me??
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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