"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Buffalo PD walked in my bedroom this morning at 7 am. Was still blackout drunk, fully dressed, Steak Out wrapper on the floor, parking meter on the floor of the bar room. 'Both of your doors were wide open, wanted to make sure no one was robbing you.' Then I made a pass at her.
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
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