haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
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