Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
My Sexting was not on an AP level
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
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