Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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