woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
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