i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
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