shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
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