you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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