Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
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