He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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