I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
I was out with the drag queens until 7am. This is the hangover I needed to kick my ass back to sobriety. Dear Virgin Mary, fuck my life.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
Randomize
