It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
Why is your name written on my hand surrounded by hearts and a bartenders phone number?
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
Randomize
