Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
my roommate just caught me washing a dildo in the sink.
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
To celebrate your birthday last night, I got drunk and sang drift away in buffalo wild wings. Happy birthday. The entire bar sang the chorus with me. It was magical.
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
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