i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
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