awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.
Did it work?
Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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