Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
I have fence marks all over my body
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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