i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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